absolutelysweetmarie:

"You will never marry her."

"And neither will you."

Shit hit the fan

glasseskiwi:

5eva:

y’all act like public schools are the worst but i went to a private school for nine months and at one point the boys discovered if you spray your nipple with deodorant for fifteen seconds and flick it then it comes off so they all started doing it and my friend walked into the changing room and got hit in the eye by a flying nipple

HORRIFIED SCREAMS

#I THINK THEY MEANT THE DEODORANT COMES OFF IN A NIPPLE SHAPE NOT THE ACTUAL NIPPLE

LESS HORRIFIED SCREAMS

(Source: uglygirlsassociation, via eaeiouva)

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sixfeetunderfalloutboy:

These snowboarders are hot as fuck

Like holy shit

and like 3/4 of them are between 16 and 19

This… is so true

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